Thursday, September 26, 2013

THE PERILS OF A SIDEWALK


“Peril” – something that is likely to cause injury, pain, harm, or loss

Peril sounds like something that is unpleasant for sure.  And who would have thought perils would lie on such a simple thing as my front sidewalk?  Certainly not me.  But, alas, it happened not once, but twice in less than two weeks.

Sunday a week ago I was enjoying social time on the church porch after a great time of worship.  Some of the children from one of the Sunday School classes had done clay crafts that day.  One of the little guys, maybe more, had made snakes.  Whether I have mentioned this or not in this blog, those that know me remotely well know that I don’t do snakes.  Give me no photos of snakes, no rubber snakes, no snakes on television, no clay snakes, and certainly no real snakes.  I had related to one of my fellow church members my fear of the creepy crawlers, even going so far as to relate that when the famed snake man named Joe visited the The Girl’s elementary school years ago, I checked her out early before the show.  I respected her fear of snakes as well.  The school had advertised with signage in one hallway.  Being the frequent parent volunteer that I was and being there often, I learned where the sign was placed and detoured every time to my in-school destination via another route, even if it meant more steps for me.  On this particular Sunday a week ago I voiced my gratitude that I had not seen any snakes on my property for the past three summers.  Three.  Count ‘em. 

It wasn’t even four hours after that I was in the garage with The Husband and a couple of guests when I had a need to go into the house.  I beebopped around the corner of the house, got halfway up the front walk, looked down and my mind registered a snake headed toward the steps right up against the house.  It was a big snake.  A. Huge. Snake.  Near my sandaled feet.    Peril for sure.  Somehow instead of having a heart attack right there as I expected in my thoughts of such a situation, my feet quickly turned around and RAN towards the open garage door.  I looked at the husband and  said, “Snake on the front walk”.  I couldn’t even scream.  I was certainly a poor excuse for a snake-scared person if I couldn’t even scream.   The Husband, good man that he is, immediately grabbed the first thing there—in this case the oar of his fishing boat—and ran to the front walk, followed by The Guests.  He, according to the eye witnesses, murdered and disposed of the slinky thing.  In case you wonder, I was NOT an eye witness.   The Husband again, as he has done for many years, proved his worth.  I think I’ll keep him.

Last night was our regular Wednesday night choir practice.  The day had been rainy but the rain had cleared.  Now that the days are getting shorter, it’s dark when we get home.  The Good Husband had left on the porch light, pulled the truck up so as to shine the headlights that way, and I beebopped out of the truck—anxious to get in the house to see the remainder of one of my favorite TV shows, Survivor.   (I can hear your question now and, no, we have no VCR or DVR.)  I headed towards the porch with my keys.   Since the last rain, The Girl and The Son-in-law have been telling us that the spot on the sidewalk at the gutter was VERY slick.  They were right.  When my Croc-clad feet hit that spot, down I went.  Fast. Peril.  Before I knew it, I was flat of my back on the wet cement and just lay there while The Husband hurried out of his truck to see if I was okay.  I felt my left elbow was concrete burned and a slight pain on the right side, but otherwise felt okay.  Oddly, I didn’t even think at that point as I lay there that there could be more slimy things around.  Luckily there wasn’t.  Horrors if there had been with my lying there needing help to get up.  Oh, I just thought of how perilous that would have been.  Whew.  Anyways, this morning I’m a tad sore but not much worse for wear.  Which is amazing at my age if I think about it.  I tried to tell The Husband this morning that I was certain my cardio footwork aided me in dropping to the ground more easily (or so the trainer says it will do) and The Husband explained that couldn’t be true as I fell quickly as one sliding on ice.  He knows.  He watched the whole thing. 

As I considered these two episodes on my front sidewalk, I was thinking of how my spiritual life becomes sometimes racked with peril.  Perils of unbelief, lack of trust, my own mind's thoughts, unforgiveness and even my own arrogance.  Many episodes of my spiritual peril can cause me to become more humble, more forgiving, more tolerant, and even more loving. 

I have said this time and time again and most likely will continue to do so as I believe it wholeheartedly….I am so blessed to have a God who loves me, watches over me, and even allows perilous situations in my path to cause me to be stronger.  

Yes, I plan today to put something to keep anyone from walking over that slickness until it can be “fixed”.  And no, I don’t long to see another snake anywhere for a long time.  And just as I “tend” to these things, I plan to “tend” to my spiritual life as well.  That’s the most important life there is!

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